{"product_id":"dont-make-it-weird-grumpy-dog-wooden-sign","title":"Don't Make It Weird – Grumpy Dog Wooden Sign","description":"\u003cp\u003eA low-slung, suspicious dachshund with serious boundary energy. The \"Don't Make It Weird\" wooden sign is the perfect desk reminder for anyone who appreciates keeping things simple and drama-free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e5 inches wide × 5.5 inches tall\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Multi-layered wood with laser engraving and hand-painted color accents Freestanding with black base\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign: \u003c\/strong\u003eDon't Make It Weird – Grumpy Dog\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 \u003cstrong\u003eMade-to-Order Notice: \u003c\/strong\u003eIf this item is out of stock, please allow a little extra time for delivery while your piece is handcrafted especially for you. We appreciate your patience!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Rogers Country Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43074700673072,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0635\/0992\/1840\/files\/Screenshot_2026-05-25_084621.png?v=1779718999","url":"https:\/\/rogerscountrystore.com\/products\/dont-make-it-weird-grumpy-dog-wooden-sign","provider":"The Rogers Country Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}